If you are one of those who will pay premium rates for a premium version of a premium alcohol because the packaging has been meddled with by a top designer or somesuch (and let’s face it, we all fell for the mirror ball and sequined versions of Absolut, didn’t we? Didn’t we?), then you’ll be interested in this champagne as customized by top gay designer Jean Paul Gaultier. In that it has some sort of fishnet stocking over it. It’s all in the details but our advice is to weigh up how much extra you’re spending on that designer version and how much more alcohol you could buy with that extra. You see! Not so clever now, is it? There is also an ice bucket and glasses available for ready money.