Forget Glastonbury, if it’s names you’re after, you’ll have to go a very long way to beat The Hay Festival. This year’s line up is nothing short of stellar veering from David Sedaris and John Waters through Anne Robinson, Sandi Toksvig to Gilbert and George, Nigella Lawson, Germaine Greer, even Rob Lowe. True, there’s probably a little too much Rosie Boycott for some tastes and you’d better watch yourself as Martina Cole is going to be there but then you might get to give Evan Davis a tweak and see Rumer knock out a few songs. It all kicks off next Thursday, 26th May at Hay-On-Wye which is out where Wales starts fighting with England. Book tickets at www.hayfestival.org or by ringing 01497 822 629.