Whether she’s a talentless bit of skirt or a gay icon for our time (or both! Maybe they’re not mutually exclusive), the dawn of a new Kylie concert tour is definitely a date for the diary.
Kicking off in Cardiff next Friday (25th March), the Aphrodite tour features Kylie walking among a bevy of scantily clad male dancers in a variety of Greek-inspired outfits.
Expect chariots, water (Kylie’s ‘gay husband’ William is crazy for a bit of water), Kylie emerging from a clam shell, classical references straight out of Asterix and probably not enough hits for some people.
Artistically it will be middling, but as far as the excitement that can be generated off of a stadium full of hyped-up gay men of all ages, well, if only they could bottle that. Oh, they can! It’s called alcohol.