Would you believe us if we promised to make absolutely no reference to the expression ‘Miss Jackson if you’re nasty’ during the entire run of this piece about Janet? You see, we were tempted to use it right there!
Anyway, we would just like to announce that Miss Janet Jackson (and there!) is coming to the fair city of London to body pop and military two-step her way through an entire greatest hits set which may or may not include wardrobe malfunction (it’s not like anyone British would bother complaining about a little under-the-shirt action anyway, is it?).
It’s called the Number Ones: Up Close and Personal tour, meaning all meat and no potatoes, and it makes its stately progress towards the Royal Albert Hall no less for 30th June and 2nd July.
Tickets go on sale today, 4th March, from www.royalalberthall.com or by calling 020 7589 8212. If you’re nasty.